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Archive for May, 2007

In Which Dan Friesen Takes His First Step into Food Journalism; or, Only Four Star Restaurants Serve Maker’s Mark & Water Chestnuts

Posted in Flavored Lubricants, Gimp Balls, Gregorian Chants, Ishtar, Youtube Porn on May 23, 2007 | 3 Comments »

I don’t like food too much. I’ve never had too adventurous a palate, and most attempts to expand my culinary horizons have ended in gagging and the addition of a new food to my “not into it” list.
I guess I like most Mexican and Italian foods, but almost any variation of oriental, middle eastern, or [...]

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Ghosts Are Real…Real Horny; or, Neil Boortz is Boner Kryptonite

Posted in Clitoris, Code Red Mountain Dew, Cunnilingus, Hyperbole, Superhuman Abilities on May 8, 2007 | 3 Comments »

I was again reminded this week of why I shouldn’t ever go to work stoned. I know that weed affects people differently, so for handy reference, I thought I would provide a detailed recipe for a stoned Dan:
1 part paranoia,
3 parts laziness,
2 parts confusion,
Pepper, to taste.

I had a long night ahead of me at work. [...]

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In Which Dan Friesen Re-Applies for His Job at the Paper; or, Two Hastily Thrown Together Columns Regarding Boobs and Whiskey Dick

Posted in Activism, Cold Soup, Magnetism, Oragami on May 2, 2007 | Leave a Comment »

It’s that time of year again, the end of the semester. For some that means cramming for finals. Not for me. I’ve always been a good test-taker, and I find that not sweating it too much does me a lot of good.
However, the end of the semester has a different evil for me, namely, re-applying [...]

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