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Archive for June, 2007

In Which Dan Friesen Loses A Guy Who Creeped Him Out As A Child; or, We’ll Never Know If My Assertions Are Wrong

Posted in Cheap Beer, Fluidity, Nanotechnology, Starch, Tussin on June 29, 2007 | 2 Comments »

Professional wrestler Chris Benoit killed his wife and seven year old son by asphyxiation this weekend before taking his own life by hanging himself from a weight machine, authorities report. The three bodies were found on Monday, after Benoit failed to show up for WWE events on Saturday and Sunday, claiming he had a “family [...]

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In Which Dan Friesen Makes His First Step Into The Moving Picture Business; or, The 23 Year Old Screenwriter

Posted in Cheap Beer, Clitoris, Hyperbole, Kleptomania, Pop Culture, Youtube Porn on June 16, 2007 | 3 Comments »

Liz and I just went to see that “Knocked Up” movie lately. I thought that, perhaps, the “40 Year Old Virgin” was a little funny. Knocked Up, on the other hand, was downright inspiring. Never have I been sure that I could make it in the moving picture business than when I left that abortion [...]

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In Which Dan Friesen Returns From His Many Travels; or, Do You Know Any Gay People? I Need An Alto For A Little Acapella Group I’m Putting Together Named “We Sing Like This ‘Cause We Love Dick”

Posted in Cunnilingus, Fluidity, Gimp Balls, Horseradish, Ishtar, Kleptomania, Starch, Yahoo Serious on June 14, 2007 | 2 Comments »

When this last semester ended, I had grand plans. I was going to drink until I could no longer lift the glass every night, and float through the hangovers every day in my pool. I was going to do every self-destructive thing that ran through my perpetually intoxicated mind (e.g. take too much Ambien and [...]

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