In Which Dan Friesen Finally Sees Grown Men Hugging Competitively; or, Who Peed in That Fucking Bottle?

As you all know, last weekend, I attended the much anticipated ECW/Smackdown event here on campus (fear not, I will be posting pictures very shortly), and I’m here to tell you that it was everything I’d hoped and more.
I’d like to thank my friends for joining me on my adventure and helping me out when [...]

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In Which Dan Friesen Makes Up For His Childhood; or, I Hope I Get To See The Boogeyman

By the time you read this, I will have made good for all the deprivation I suffered as a child.
People are interesting creatures. When you prohibit someone to do something, it usually makes them want to do said thing all the more. Like when Brother Jed told his daughters not to have anal sex with [...]

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In Which Dan Friesen Has Yet Another Column Chopped By The Paper; or, I’m Really Getting Tired of Coming Up With Two Titles For Each Post

My column for this week didn’t get published in its full form.  As per usual, they chopped off the ending.  It turns out that September 11th isn’t the best day for September 11th jokes.  Oh well.
Children, I think I’ve stumbled upon something huge.
A dubious part of the human condition is the propensity of some to [...]

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