Posted in Activism, Cunnilingus, Humor, Nanotechnology, Starch, Tussin, tagged dangerous, dome, game, hhh, leguizamo, most, poker, the game, triple h, uno attack on February 29, 2008 | 2 Comments »
5. Uno Attack
Uno is a totally safe game, but Uno Attack is an entirely different beast. Seriously, I don’t know if you’ve played this game before, but it is a deadly proposition. First of all, there is a card shooter involved. This thing can shoot cards at upwards of ten miles per hour, far [...]
Posted in Captain Crunch, Cheap Beer, Horseradish, Ishtar, Oragami, Wrestling, tagged childhood, e889, earth 2, eden project, grendlers, new pacifica, true danziger on February 29, 2008 | 15 Comments »
I reclaimed a little piece of my youth today. I often feel detached from my past self, my memories just things I’ve read about rather than things I myself experienced. This pains me a little bit from time to time, and whenever possible, I like to try to re-experience these remembered things in an attempt [...]
Posted in Codpiece, Comic, Humor, Starch, Surgeon General Warnings, tagged cibi, Comic, dan, feminism, phallus, strip, women's studies on February 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Posted in Code Red Mountain Dew, Comic, Humor, Nanotechnology, Superhuman Abilities, tagged cibi, Comic, dan, strip, women's studies on February 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I’m always searching for methods of aggrandizing myself. One time, I dated this girl, then broke up with her in an uncomfortable manner just so she would write graffiti about me on a local bar bathroom wall. Another time, I paid a hobo fifty cents a day to pretend to be my man-at-hand, giving myself [...]
Posted in Cashews, Cunnilingus, Flavored Lubricants, Humor, Starch, Yeast Infections, tagged angelique, bad porn, big, bret, love, michaels, of, pizza, rock, sausage, tranny on February 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t know why I did it to myself, but I watched some more Rock of Love online this morning. I have no excuse for my behavior, other than to point out that I’d already watched the new episode of The Gauntlet 3 and the new season of House doesn’t start until April.
This episode was [...]
Posted in Captain Crunch, Gimp Balls, Humor, Superhuman Abilities, Wrestling, Yeast Infections, tagged diana ross, dragons, fire, love children, matthew, mcconaughey, reign on February 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I’ve decided that my blog has got to be like other blogs, and to do that, I’ve got to give out “(Fill in the blank) Of The Year” awards, or as I’m going to call them Friesen’s Pointing At You Awards. Sounds exclusive, kind of ominous; I like it. But, you know me, I play [...]
Posted in Beta, Clitoris, Cunnilingus, Humor, Pop Culture, Starch, tagged bad TV, bret, drunk, michaels, rock of love, tranny, VH1 on February 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
It’s been a while since I’ve fell in love with someone I’ve never met. The last time, as loyal Friesen Pointers will remember, it was way back in late 2007 when I discovered Meagan Harper, the girl who was arrested passed out in her car with a .55% BAC. I wrote about my love for [...]
Posted in Clitoris, Flavored Lubricants, Humor, Starch, Taboo, tagged badass, douche, eye patch, good charlotte, lip ring on February 26, 2008 | 6 Comments »
I was going about my business today, walking around campus, and I saw a guy wearing fingerless gloves. What a douche, I thought. That looks ridiculous. But, then I realized that I’ve seen a lot of punks who could probably kick my ass three times over wearing similar gloves.
That’s when it hit me: douchebags and [...]
Posted in Cunnilingus, Humor, Hyperbole, Intolerance, Oragami, tagged 80's, footloose, gang, i'm free, kebab, kenny, loggins, music video on February 25, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I recently discovered this video, which I have decided is just about the best thing I’ve ever seen. Now, I realize that I have been a little heavy on songs featured on Yacht Rock, but I just can’t fucking help it. The songs are just too damn good, and these videos are too expertly made. [...]
Posted in Cheap Beer, Clitoris, Horseradish, Humor, Nanotechnology, Superhuman Abilities, tagged challenge, CT, real world, road rules, sexists on February 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Well, it turns out that I’m a sexist. I always thought that I was just making jokes, but what I didn’t realize was that the jokes I wrote had violent and sexist undertones that were victimizing people. I didn’t realize that the actions and words I thought were harmless and just for giggles are actually [...]
