I recently read Spencer Pratt’s new advice column “Yo, Spencer,” and I was absolutely inspired. When he was asked about spending a weekend with your girlfriend’s mom for the first time, he gave the advice to “treat her daughter like a princess-it’s only for a weekend.” Who says chivalry is dead? Still, I wasn’t entirely sold [...]
Archive for April 1st, 2008
What The Fuck Dan? or, Hot Shirtless Dudes Who Sit Around Cacti Give Really Good Advice
Posted in Beta, Code Red Mountain Dew, Crushed Red Pepper, Humor, Kleptomania, Those Calvin Bumperstickers, Youtube Porn, tagged advice, dan, friesen, genital warts, mushroom kingdom, what the fuck on April 1, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Happy April Fools Day! Here’s A Picture Of A Fetus In A Jar!
Posted in Codpiece, Cunnilingus, Horseradish, Humor, Taboo, Yeast Infections, tagged abortion, airplane bottles of jim beam, fetus, getting frozen, pro-life on April 1, 2008 | 6 Comments »
The pro-life people were out in full force on campus yesterday. I’ll just come out and admit it, I don’t like these people much. I guess I’ve made up my mind that abortion is a-okay with me, and nothing is really going to change my mind. Thus, I don’t really want to have people yell [...]