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Archive for April 7th, 2008

New Beard Day 9: Now Entering Beardsburg, Population Dan

Posted in Cashews, Codpiece, Cough Syrup, Humor, Jews, Tussin, Yakov Smirnoff, tagged , , on April 7, 2008 | 6 Comments »

Now this is more like it. It’s a tragically small beard, but at least it can be called a beard without inappropriate exaggeration.  I’m a little ashamed that it has taken as long as it has here.  I always thought after a week, I would be back in deep beard country, but here I am, [...]

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The Friesen Point Lifetime Movie Network Top Ten Movie List Awards

Posted in Activism, Code Red Mountain Dew, Geniuses, Humor, Kleptomania, Taboo, Youtube Porn, tagged , , , , , on April 7, 2008 | 3 Comments »

You know what I like?  Sloppy Joes.  They’re so delicious, all meaty and sloppy.  I’m not a man who likes really messy food, by and large.  I tend to shy away from ribs, and other foods that are notoriously dirty, but damn if I don’t love a sloppy joe.  There is a danger, a suspense [...]

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The Basics of Beards Part 4.5: The Promised Picture

Posted in Captain Crunch, Codpiece, Darfur, Gimp Balls, Humor, Superhuman Abilities, tagged , , , , on April 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Wow.  I’m glad WordPress finally let me post this picture, but I’m even more glad that he’s sitting with his legs crossed.  I don’t need to see any more old man up-shorts ball shots than I already do.  Sweet Christ, I do not.

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