Look at this fucking guy. I use a lot of sarcasm in my words and writing, and sometimes it can be hard to discern the real meaning of some of my words. I cannot stress enough that I am not being sarcastic at all when I say that this guy is one of the top five coolest people I’ve ever seen.
That beard is spectacular. It’s a great example of how when one knows what they’re doing, the rules don’t matter. Multi-colored? So fucking what? That weird, slightly uneven curve to the chops? Go fuck yourself.
I rarely get the feeling that I would really get along with someone based entirely on a picture, but I guarantee that this dude and I could hang. I suspect he likes to drink.
Do you want me to send you the Kentucky Derby program so that you can make a prediction for Borderland Totalisator? (I’m asking hoping that you’ll say yes). I want to do a Guest Pick section including Friesen Point, PersonaDonDada and Crain Train (of course). Perhaps Ben would like to get in on this?
Oh yeah, I’m down to pick a few horses. Or, wait, it’s only one race, so I guess I only get to pick one horse. Regardless, I’m in. Good luck getting Ben motivated, I’ve been trying to get him to write something for me for about a month now. It’s nothing but excuses, ashy knucks, and candy with that guy.