The Aliens Have Arrived And Are Really Interested In Your Wedding Pictures

The world will never be the same again.  Since the dawn of time, man has wondered if he is alone in this universe.  Countless television shows and movies have wrestled with this question, as have numerous books, video games, and works of art.

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My Beard Hero Part 4: The Crackdown

Today Friesen Point is proud to present a very special candid shot of my beard hero.  This picture stands in stark contrast to the sheer glamour of the “Suit Picture” or the “Short Bus Picture.”  This picture, which I’ve titled “Another Tuesday Morning, Goddamn Bills Are Due,” shows the gritty reality of being a dude [...]

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Move Over Super Drunk Driving Girl, There’s A New Love In My Life

As I write this, I am watching VH1’s presentation of Maxim’s Hot 100 list.  Usually these lists are chock full of terrible picks and reading them just make me really mad.  This list was no different, really.  For my money, it doesn’t get much better than Jordana Brewster (or as I know her, Lucy Diamond).  [...]

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Number 3 Was Definitely The Best; or, In Bronson I Trust

Well, Memorial Day has come and gone, and we all celebrated in our own ways.  I guess I’m a traditionalist: I barbequed some meat, drank some beers, and sat by a body of water.
I’m glad for the freedoms we have, but I have some concerns.  I worry about street crime.  I worry about random violence.  [...]

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It’s Either a Ghost or a Little Bit of Smoke

I came across this website, www.aghostinabottle.com, today, and I have to be honest in saying that I am quite disappointed.  First, as I’m sure you all know, my big source of income is selling my “Spooks in Salt Shakers” and my “Poltergeists in Potato Sack.”  I thought I’d cornered the market on selling invisible paranormal [...]

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Don Juan He Is Not

The Telegraph ran a profile today of who just might be the coolest man in the history of the world.  Edward Smith (I would guess that’s a fake name), from Washington, claims to have “had sex” with 1000 cars.  He’s a 57 year old man and claims that his first fling with an automobile was [...]

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Sounds Good On Paper, But Probably Actually Just A Bunch of Hags And Trolls Beating Off

Ladies and Gentlemen, this weekend marks the eighth anniversary of the greatest celebration of American freedom this side of the Country Music Awards.  A lot of people think that Memorial Day or Independence Day is the true celebration of freedom, but these people are childish, they’re the type of people who think sugar cubes are [...]

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Top Chef No Longer Deserves It’s Name; or, Christ, Padma Lakshmi Is Way Hotter In a Bikini Than At a Dinner Table

Tonight I witnessed some of the sickest shit I’ve ever seen on deep cable.  As a rule, I tend not to watch shows on Bravo.  I find their schedule to be a little on the gay side for my viewing tastes.  This season, however, I decided to give Top Chef a serious chance.
I’ve enjoyed the [...]

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I Think I Came In Around #103

So, the very reputable (I guess) website UWire.com has released their list of the top 100 college journalists in the country this week, and guess what?  I’m not on it.
Some might say that I’m not really a journalist, and I’m barely in college.  To them I say, “I don’t appreciate your tone.”  I’m the goddamn [...]

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Rooting And Booting: The Gentleman’s “Cheers And Jeers”

Well, it’s the 21st of the month, and we all know what that means: it’s time for Friesen Point’s monthly rundown of cheers and jeers, Rooting and Booting.  You know what?  That’s not a very good name.  What the hell, let’s just go with Cheers and Jeers.
Let’s get to the getting:
Cheers!
The Dead Sea Scrolls

Why the [...]

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