As I write this, I am watching VH1’s presentation of Maxim’s Hot 100 list. Usually these lists are chock full of terrible picks and reading them just make me really mad. This list was no different, really. For my money, it doesn’t get much better than Jordana Brewster (or as I know her, Lucy Diamond). I’d just put her at the top of the list every year.
But, I wanted to share the one thing that redeemed this list. I’ve found my new big celebrity crush. Apparently she used to be on Passions. The only time I’ve ever seen that show, I was skipping high school and after about five minutes, I decided I had better things to do, like beat off to internet porn.
Suffice it to say that I’d never heard her name before, and you probably haven’t either. Her name is Natalie Zea, and she’s incredible.
It’s not that she’s so much hotter than the other ladies, it’s that she’s got her head on straight. When she was asked what makes her hot, she instantly replied “my genes.” She even went so far as to say “I wish I could take credit for it, but I can’t.”
What a hero! Whereas most of these girls pretend that they have some beauty secret, Natalie just cops to the fact that she was just made to be hot from the word “go”.
I guess I don’t really have any joke here, I just wanted to give credit where credit is due. But, seriously, truth be told I have no idea who half of these girls are, and most of the other half really stick in my craw. Is Heidi Montag really in the top 60? Does Drew Barrymore really need to be on this list? Avril Lavigne is #24?!?!? I liked Sk8r Boy as much as the next guy, but even I admit that she is not what I would call hot. She’s more what I would call “mousy.” ASHLEY TISDALE IS #10??? It’s enough to make me drink.
