Children, today is a very historic day. Today is the day that my blog crosses the 20,000 view mark.
On the one hand, 20,000 is a lot of hits. On the other hand, the blog has been around for about a year and a half. On the third hand, I’m just a lone jackass blogging from Missouri. It’s not like I know someone at Gawker.
Anyway, I want to thank you all for your readership, for your comments, and for your chuckles. To reward your loyalty, I could make a really funny joke, but instead I decided to post a video of someone firing off 20,000 bottle rockets. It starts off slow, but it picks up. Just think, every time you visit my blog, it’s like one glorious bottle rocket being shot up into the atmosphere.
