Two guys were arrested in Aryada, Colorado for robbing a convenience store while wearing women’s underwear on their faces as masks. They were given the name “The Thong Bandits.”
That is a real tragic nickname. That’s not going to get you any respect in the joint, and quite frankly, it’s not that funny.
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Archive for June 7th, 2008
A Very Disappointing Day For Crime; or, I Love Rollie Fingers
Posted in Captain Crunch, Clitoris, Cunnilingus, Humor, Pop Culture, Starch, tagged bandit, bank, crime, fingers, nashua, robbery, rollie, thong, trois on June 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »