Ladies and Gentlemen, my dear, dear friend The Borderland Totalisator just posted a poll today, seeking to find the best fake horse name from a bunch of submissions to his comment section. I have submitted a great number of horse names, as have loyal Friesen Pointers Matt and Big Ben, and I’d like to call upon all of you, my beloved readers to visit his site and vote in this epic contest, preferably for one of my horses.
Among my fake horses: “Pudding or Jello?” “Great Tea Bags!” “Horse P. Lovecraft,” and “Candy Breakfast.”
Other strong contenders: “Whoa Whoa Whoa” (Matt), “Eats a Bed” (Big Ben), and Sir RootBeerFloat (also Big Ben).
Please, do yourself a favor and check out all the contenders and pick yourself a winner. And, by that, of course I mean pick one of my horses as the winner.
http://borderlandtotalisator.wordpress.com/2008/07/09/off-track-10-finally-the-voting-begins

Eats a bed! Eats a bed!