I’ve resisted commenting on this issue for a long time, as I thought it was fairly inconsequential, and the world didn’t need me to weigh in on it. But, I can’t stand to be silent anymore. I guess it’s best to just rip off the band-aid, so I’ll just come out and say it: I find Rumer Willis really attractive.
I have an unfortunate habit of reading gossip blogs, and I am constantly bombarded by messages that she is heinous and she should be locked up. She’s constantly referred to as “tater head” over at Dlisted, mocking her oblong head. Now, this may have something to do with my having grown up as a man with an absurdly large head, but I don’t think her head is a negative at all. I find her head interesting and nice to look at.
She’s got a dignified facial structure, a good, but subdued sense of fashion, and a very appealing body. I feel so damn out of touch with the mainstream conception of attractiveness. I read Maxim’s 100 Hottest Women list and I scream bloody murder when I see that Fergie and the Pussycat Dolls made the list, but Rumer Willis and Jordana Brewster are nowhere to be found. I just don’t get it. I’ve got a good mind to make a Hot 100 List of my own, but ever time I try, I get about to number 83, then get distracted by a pressing need to jack off and nap.
It reminds me of how I felt when I would watch MTV’s “Dismissed.” This is no exaggeration, and Matt and Big Ben can attest to this, but I swear to god that I was at least 95% on picking the winners on that show. That is a little disingenuous. I could always tell who was going to win because I would invariably become amazingly attracted to the girl who was going to lose. I had an uncanny ability in this respect, and quite frankly, I think this is a feather in my cap. My ability to choose the loser points to my independent streak; I think for myself, and form my own opinions, damn it.
All I know is that the world can be damned. I am attracted to Rumer Willis, and I refuse to be intimidated.
That chin is just too intense.
The chin is fine to me because it’s rounded and smooth. If she had a pointy chin, it may be a different story.
She’s fine, I like Susan Sarandon’s daughter better though.
You son of a bitch, Ben. I was going to write another post about Eva Amurri, but I had to get to Rumer first. No one gossips about Eva, so the issue seemed less pressing.