We’ve got a presidential election coming up, and you know what that means: I’ve got a bad case of political fever.
In the interest of full disclosure, I should say before I go any further that I probably won’t be voting. Voting is a tired and meaningless remnant of our electoral process, and until Kevin Costner’s “Swing Vote” is stocked on Blockbuster’s “Documentary” shelf, I hardly see the point. That said, if I do vote, it will be for Obama. I have no real understanding of the issues that “matter to American people,” so I tend to choose candidates based entirely on feelings. My rule of thumb is that I am not going to vote for someone who gives me the creeps. Although I liked him quite a bit eight years ago, lately it seems that John McCain has been getting more and more isolated and desperate, and nothing gives me a serious case of the weirds more than a desperate dude. Conversely, Obama seems comfortable and easy-going; like a man who knows that, barring an assassination or some serious electoral malfeasance, he will be president in less than six months.
There’s been a lot of talk going around about how the media is in love with Obama and that their coverage reflects that infatuation as well as a seething hatred for McCain. A recent Rasmussen poll showed that 49% of voters believe that most reporters are trying to help Obama win the election with their coverage. That stands in stark contrast to the 14% who think that the media is trying to help McCain. Now, we could split hairs about statistical issues like how this question was worded, or how large their sample was, or who paid for the study, but the truth is that there is a more important issue here: THE FUCKING MEDIA IS IN LOVE WITH BARACK OBAMA!
Typically, when I hear stuff like this, I think little of it. I assume it’s sour grapes; McCain’s supporters see that the worm has turned and that his campaign is doomed, so they’re desperately trying to blame everyone they can except their horribly uninspiring candidate. And, that’s what I initially thought in this case, at least I did until I did a little of my own research and found some damning evidence that the media is in fact in love with Barack Hussein Obama (I added his middle name in there because it’s what all the hard-hitting journalists do when they really want to drive home a point).
I found this video recently of the honorable Rev. James David Manning dropping a truth bomb on the public.
How is the media not covering this? Here are a few things that I learned from this:
- Manning does not support Bill Clinton, but doesn’t want to see his wife get pimped.
- Barack is a “Chicago Slim Pimp,” whatever that means.
- 35% of the women who voted for Hillary won’t vote for Obama (uncited).
- Rev. James David Manning seems to have a serious problem with Obama’s legs being so long and slim. Could be jealousy, or perhaps when he was but a young lad, David Manning hid under his bed, while he watched two long-legged home invaders murder his parents in cold blood. I need to do a little more research.
In the process of doing a little more research, I found this nugget, also from the honorable Rev. James David Manning. If this doesn’t prove that the media turns a blind eye to Barack Obama’s indiscretions, nothing will.
What the fuck? So, Obama is gay and addicted to crack, and the media has not said anything about it? That seems to be the sort of thing that the media loves to cover, what with Clinton’s exhaling weed and Bush’s partying days. If the media is ignoring the “fact” that Obama was smoking crack as recently as 1999, there is no way you can say that they’re not in love with him.
To recap: Barack Hussein “Mohammed” Obama is a gay, drug-addicted, long-legged, Chicago slim pimp, and heroin is less addictive than cocaine. As if this all wasn’t damning enough, my further research revealed yet another layer to this story that I report here now at the risk of my very life. I fear that I may become a target for going against the “media,” but my obligation to the truth demands I put danger aside and do what is right. Rev. Manning also had this to say:
Holy shit! To recap:
- Barack Obama had a gay relationship with Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
- Barack Obama is an android.
- Barack Obama is working for the devil.
- Barack Obama was created in a lab, possibly by the Pentagon.
- Barack Obama is not a child of God.
- George Washington was pretty cool. So was Abraham Lincoln.
- Barack Obama does not have blood in his veins.
- Barack Obama supporters are more likely to get breast cancer, because God will be punishing them by tearing their breasts off.
- Jesse Jackson really, really wants to cut Obama’s nuts off.
Wow. That’s some seriously explosive stuff. I really don’t know what more evidence you need to show that the media is in love with Obama than the fact that these very serious, and amazingly well-documented allegations from a respected member of the cloth are being completely ignored.
