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The Continuing Adventures of Barry Sonnenfeld

Posted in Cheap Beer, Cold Soup, Darfur, Flavored Lubricants, Gimp Balls, Humor, Intolerance, Kettle Chips, Pop Culture, Those Calvin Bumperstickers, law, problem, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Ladies and Gentlemen, today you are in for a rare treat.  It’s very seldom that I get to break stories here on Friesen Point, but today I get to do just that.
As loyal Friesen Pointers will recall, about a week ago, I posted an entirely genuine transcript of a conversation between big time Hollywood actor [...]

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Reasons I Haven’t Posted In A While #549237

Posted in Clitoris, Cunnilingus, Geniuses, Humor, Pop Culture, Superhuman Abilities, Taboo, Youtube Porn, tagged , , , , , on September 29, 2008 | 2 Comments »

A lot of you may notice that I haven’t posted in a few days, and I assure you that I have a perfectly reasonable explanation for my absence.  Actually, I have two explanations, but I’m not sure if either of them is what you might call “perfectly reasonable.”  I’m kind of hoping that you’ll think [...]

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PETA: World Class Nutjobs and Intellectual Thieves

Posted in Cheap Beer, Clitoris, Cunnilingus, Geniuses, Humor, Pop Culture, Superhuman Abilities, Taboo, tagged , , , , , , , , on September 29, 2008 | 7 Comments »

We live in a complicated world.  We want to become energy efficient, but the powers that be are too invested in oil to ever realistically work towards that goal.  We pretend that we’re getting more evolved socially, but the fastest growing sport in our country is brutal cage fighting.  We’re told that men are sex-crazed, [...]

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Top Five Pop Songs of the 90’s, The B-Sides: Episode 4

Posted in Bible Study, Captain Crunch, Crushed Red Pepper, Flavored Lubricants, Gimp Balls, Humor, Hyperbole, Jews, Lists, Oragami, Pop Culture, Wrestling, Yeast Infections, Youtube Porn, problem, tagged , , , , , , , , , on September 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »

If there’s one thing that history will definitely show about the nineties, it’s that there was a wide range of musical styles that got a lot of attention, most of it undeserved.  There was rap (DMX), there was rock (Metallica), there was grunge (Nirvana), there were singer/songwriters (Martin Page), there was pussy pop (New Radicals), [...]

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The Greatest Miscarriage of Justice Since Gary Glitter Was Let Out of That Vietnamese Prison

Posted in Activism, Cheap Beer, Fluidity, Geniuses, Humor, Intolerance, Jail, Kettle Chips, Pop Culture, Youtube Porn, law, problem, tagged , , , , , , , , , on September 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »

As you all know, Friesen Point is many things to many people.  We (I) try to cover all the important blog bases: lying, criticizing pop culture, and news analysis.  I suppose we can file this in that last category.
As you all know, I am fascinated by crime.  I love watching Court TV (or whatever the [...]

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Practice For The Real Election: Douche Election ‘08

Posted in Clitoris, Cunnilingus, Humor, Pop Culture, Superhuman Abilities, Taboo, Youtube Porn, tagged , , , , , , , , , on September 24, 2008 | 8 Comments »

I’ve had an evening deeply emmurged in the world of douchebags.  I have been watching a fair amount of TV, killing time until the Real World/Road Rules Challenge comes on, and I’ve been wrestling with a very serious question: Who is the biggest douchebag in the world?
I have it narrowed down to two finalists, and [...]

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Top Five Pop Songs of The 90’s, The B-Sides: Episode 3

Posted in Captain Crunch, Clitoris, Codpiece, Cough Syrup, Fluidity, Geniuses, Humor, Hyperbole, Kleptomania, Lists, Music, Pop Culture, Superhuman Abilities, Taboo, Yahoo Serious, Youtube Porn, tagged , , , , , , , , , on September 23, 2008 | 3 Comments »

Here comes another journey back to the terrible, terrible time we so lovingly refer to as “the 90’s.”  It was the time when I came of age, it was the time when I discovered masturbation, it was the time that I learned that being famous doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re good at anything.
It was impressed [...]

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Baseball’s Only Redeeming Quality

Posted in Cashews, Codpiece, Cough Syrup, Darfur, Fluidity, Geniuses, Humor, Hyperbole, Ishtar, Kettle Chips, Kleptomania, Oragami, Pop Culture, Tussin, Yeast Infections, Youtube Porn, problem, tagged , , , , , , , , on September 22, 2008 | 15 Comments »

When I was a young boy, I loved basketball and football.  I played both in junior high, showing enough promise to make the second junior varsity teams in both sports.  I collected cards for both sports and memorized the stats of all my favorite players.  Yet, one sport I could never love in any way [...]

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Mea Culpa, Dear Readers, Mea Culpa

Posted in Clitoris, Codpiece, Darfur, Fluidity, Horseradish, Humor, Ishtar, Magnetism, Nanotechnology, Pop Culture, Superhuman Abilities, Yahoo Serious, Youtube Porn, tagged , , , , , , , , , on September 21, 2008 | 2 Comments »

I’ve been avoiding posting for a few days out of a slight feeling of shame.  Anyone in the publishing industry knows that there is no experience quite as humiliating as having to print a retraction.  Today, I have to print not one, but two very shameful, very humiliating retractions.
This is a perfect opportunity to clarify [...]

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Top Five Pop Songs of the 90’s, The B-Sides: Episode 2

Posted in Cold Soup, Gimp Balls, Humor, Hyperbole, Intolerance, Kleptomania, Music, Starch, Yakov Smirnoff, Yeast Infections, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on September 18, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Today I take one step further down the dark road of overanalyzing pop songs from the 90’s.  Suffice it to say that Danielle’s recent list assignment (Top Five Pop Songs of the 90’s) has taken on a life all its own.  What was supposed to just be another one-off deal now has the potential to [...]

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