Posted in Cheap Beer, Cunnilingus, Geniuses, Humor, Pop Culture, Taboo, Youtube Porn, tagged beautiful, loggins, messina, shirt, tastemaker, trendsetter on October 31, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m proud to announce the creation and release of the second shirt made exclusively to satisfy my immense ego. I present to you Shirt #2:
The shirt was designed by my brother, David, and was made by the good people at Acme Shirt Company. For those of you out there who don’t own [...]
Posted in Activism, Bic, Codpiece, Cunnilingus, Gimp Balls, Humor, Intolerance, Oragami, Taboo, Umbrage, Unfiltered Cigarettes, dragons, problem, tagged accord, bees, evil, honey, killer, negotiation, peace, villain on October 27, 2008 | 6 Comments »
If you ever have the distinct honor of taking a walk with me, and I even catch as much as the sound of a bee nearby, you will have the even more distinct honor of seeing me duck and cover, protecting my face (or as I like to call it “my cash register”). Some have [...]
Posted in Cashews, Clitoris, Folklore, Humor, Jumping Jack Flash, Lists, Pop Culture, Umbrage, Youtube Porn, dragons, problem, tagged 90's, five, g funk, Music, nineties, pop, song, top, video on October 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Children, in my exploratory series on the pop culture scene during the 1990’s, I’ve illuminated many very insightful points. I have shown that the 90’s were a time when there was enough room on the charts for nerd/thugs as well as gay party boys. I have shown that the 90’s were a time when we [...]
Posted in Activism, Bic, Codpiece, Crushed Red Pepper, Cunnilingus, Folklore, Humor, Jail, Music, Pop Culture, Umbrage, problem, tagged 15, advice, culture, extend, extension, fame, fifteen, help, minutes, pop on October 21, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Children, we live in a weird world, a world of uncertainties. Our world is a world where anything can happen. At 10:24 PM you might be on top of the world, but before the clock strikes 10:25, the bottom may have already fallen out. I believe All American Rejects lead singer Tyson Ritter put it [...]
Posted in Beta, Cashews, Codpiece, Cough Syrup, Folklore, Geniuses, Humor, Kleptomania, Music, Pop Culture, Umbrage, Unfiltered Cigarettes, Youtube Porn, tagged 90's, baltimora, clan, five, Music, nineties, pop, songs, tang, top, video, wu on October 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Children, the nineties were a very weird time for pop culture. People may think that our musical scene is diverse nowadays with artists like the Jonas Brothers and T-Pain both being able to enjoy mainstream success, but such people are no students of history. At their core, the Jonas Bothers and T-Pain are basically the [...]
Posted in Activism, Clitoris, Crushed Red Pepper, Folklore, Humor, Intolerance, Jumping Jack Flash, Magnetism, Pop Culture, Taboo, Umbrage, Yahoo Serious, Youtube Porn, dragons, law, tagged chambers, ernie, frivolous, lawsuit, legislator, lunacy, nebraska, omaha, senator, state on October 15, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I think I’ve had enough of this world. Every day, I read the news and about every other day I stumble across a story that just really shakes my faith in humanity. To be fair, I guess it’s really just my faith in our country that’s being shaken; these stories tend not to come out [...]
