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A Barry Sonnenfeld Transcript Sans Barry Sonnenfeld

Posted in Captain Crunch, Cold Soup, Crushed Red Pepper, Folklore, Geniuses, Humor, Jumping Jack Flash, Kettle Chips, Music, Pop Culture, Those Calvin Bumperstickers, Yakov Smirnoff, Youtube Porn, dragons on February 23, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Ladies and gentlemen, over the last months, it’s been my great pleasure to share with you a great many transcripts from the private and public life of Big Time Hollywood Producer/Director Barry Sonnenfeld. Though it’s probably a crime for me to do so, nothing gives me more joy than pulling back the veil of Hollywood [...]

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25 Random Things, The Conclusion- As Yet Unnamed Comedy Show Video

Posted in Captain Crunch, Clitoris, Cold Soup, Crushed Red Pepper, Cunnilingus, Folklore, Humor, Jews, Lists, Magnetism, Starch, Tussin on February 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Here’s the conclusion of my list of 25 Random Things about myself, as performed at the 2/17/09 As Yet Unnamed Comedy Show.  New Barry Sonnenfeld transcript and Top Five List coming very soon.

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Barry Sonnenfeld Changes Will Smith’s Life Forever

Posted in Captain Crunch, Codpiece, Cough Syrup, Folklore, Gimp Balls, Humor, Ishtar, Jumping Jack Flash, Pop Culture, Starch, Travel Journalism, Unfiltered Cigarettes, Yahoo Serious, Youtube Porn on February 11, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a while since I’ve posted an authentic transcript from the professional life of Big Time Hollywood Director/Producer Barry Sonnenfeld.  I wish I had some convoluted story about why I haven’t posted any transcripts recently because Sonnenfeld’s lawyers are hot on my heels or because Clams Casino has stolen the stock [...]

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Penis Monologue- As Yet Unnamed Comedy Show Video

Posted in Cough Syrup, Geniuses, Humor, Ishtar, Kettle Chips, Music, Pop Culture, Superhuman Abilities, Yahoo Serious, Yeast Infections, dragons, tagged on February 8, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Here comes another installment of the As Yet Unnamed Comedy Show Video Series.  In today’s clip, I express my excitement that February has finally come.  Not only am I thrilled that it’s Black History Month, but I’m also downright giddy that it’s V (stands for “vagina”) Month.
The feminists have staked their claim on February, and [...]

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Friesen’s Epic 50th Top Five List: A Very Special List

Posted in Bic, Cheap Beer, Clitoris, Codpiece, Flavored Lubricants, Gregorian Chants, Humor, Lists, Magnetism, Nanotechnology, Pop Culture, Taboo, Umbrage, Wrestling, dragons on February 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Well, I waited and waited for someone to write in with a good suggestion for my epic 50th top five list, but no one came around with anything viable.  I was shocked, horrified, and more than anything else, disappointed in my loyal Friesen Pointers.
From day one, it’s always been you and me.  Without you and [...]

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Advice Column- As Yet Unnamed Comedy Show Video

Posted in Activism, Cashews, Cold Soup, Darfur, Folklore, Gregorian Chants, Humor, Jail, Oragami, Surgeon General Warnings, Taboo, Tussin, Yahoo Serious, Yeast Infections, tagged , , , , , , , , , on February 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Here’s a video of me reading an advice column I wrote for SPIN magazine a few months back.  Surprisingly, they didn’t appreciate my insightful advice-giving style, and they fired me immediately after reading this column.  Their loss, I say.
Enjoy.

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Absolute Insanity That Has Nothing To Do With Rock Of Love Bus, Except In That All of The Girls On That Show Are Whores

Posted in Captain Crunch, Code Red Mountain Dew, Crushed Red Pepper, Fluidity, Gimp Balls, Humor, Jews, Nanotechnology, Surgeon General Warnings, Umbrage, Yakov Smirnoff, problem on February 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

It’s been a while since a news story has gotten me pissed off enough to the point where I feel the need to comment on it publicly, but today I found just such a story.
Spencer Potter, a 28 year old DJ from Newark, NJ, is selling his phone number on Ebay, and the bidding has [...]

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25 Random Facts About Me- As Yet Unnamed Comedy Show Video

Posted in Activism, Clitoris, Cunnilingus, Geniuses, Humor, Pop Culture, Taboo, Umbrage, Youtube Porn, dragons on February 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Ladies and gentlemen, I know it’s been a while since we’ve last talked, and I am deeply grieved by the distance.  As you may know, I have been hard at work putting on a weekly comedy show here in Columbia at Eastside Tavern, which has taken a lot of my time away from this blog.
It [...]

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