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The Roast Of Me: As Yet Unnamed Comedy Videos

Posted in Uncategorized on March 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

For the first time, I’d like to present to you the  complete video of the As Yet Unnamed Roast of me, Dan Friesen.  It was a great honor for the comedians here in town to make fun of me, and I appreciate each and every one of them.  That said, my jokes at the end [...]

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Long Live Kanye West, Our New Douche President

Posted in Activism, Captain Crunch, Clitoris, Cold Soup, Darfur, Fluidity, Folklore, Geniuses, Humor, Ishtar, Jumping Jack Flash, Music, Pop Culture, Taboo, Tussin, Youtube Porn, tagged , , , , , , on March 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Well, this is going to come as a surprise to no one (except for the few people who voted against him), but it is now official: Kanye West is our new Douche President (or “Douche-In-Chief”).  To be completely honest, I thought it would be far more of a landslide.  Mr. West beat Bobby Flay by [...]

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The Ever-Exciting Runoff Douche Election Of ‘09

Posted in Activism, Cashews, Code Red Mountain Dew, Cough Syrup, Darfur, Flavored Lubricants, Geniuses, Humor, Jail, Kettle Chips, Kleptomania, Music, Oragami, Pop Culture, Those Calvin Bumperstickers, Unfiltered Cigarettes, Youtube Porn, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on March 16, 2009 | 4 Comments »

As I promised yesterday, today is a very monumental day here at Friesen Point.  Today is the day of the second semi-half-kinda-annual Douche Election.  As loyal Friesen Pointers will remember, back in October Bobby Flay gave David Blaine a sound beating in the first Douche Election, and it seemed like no one was ever going [...]

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Bands Really Need To Stop Reuniting

Posted in Activism, Cheap Beer, Codpiece, Cunnilingus, Folklore, Humor, Ishtar, Kettle Chips, Music, Oragami, Pop Culture, Surgeon General Warnings, Tussin, Umbrage, Unfiltered Cigarettes, Yakov Smirnoff, Youtube Porn, dragons, tagged , , , , , , , , , on March 15, 2009 | 4 Comments »

Ladies and gentlemen, I have some weird news for you today.
Some of you may be very uncomfortable with this, and I must concede that this entry may not be for those of you out there who are faint of heart.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve just learned that the B-52’s put out an album of all new [...]

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Friesen’s Top Five List #52: Cash Money Records Album Covers

Posted in Activism, Cashews, Codpiece, Cold Soup, Cunnilingus, Gimp Balls, Humor, Intolerance, Lists, Pop Culture, Superhuman Abilities, Umbrage, Unfiltered Cigarettes, Yahoo Serious, Youtube Porn, dragons, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 11, 2009 | 5 Comments »

As promised, here is Part Two of my Top Five List miniseries covering the album covers of the really cheap rap music I listened to as a kid.  When we last spoke, I revealed to you the Top Five No Limit Records Album Covers.  I loved No Limit, but my fourteen year-old musical tastes ran [...]

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Friesen’s Top Five List #51: Top Five No Limit Records Album Covers

Posted in Captain Crunch, Clitoris, Codpiece, Cunnilingus, Geniuses, Humor, Jumping Jack Flash, Lists, Music, Pop Culture, Umbrage, Yeast Infections, Youtube Porn, dragons on March 5, 2009 | 9 Comments »

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m about to drop a bomb on you…actually, it’s two bombs, two bombs that are amazingly delayed, bombs that I wish I could say got lost on their way from the bomber to the ground, but the truth is that they never left the bomb-bay doors.
The first bomb is an announcement.  Over [...]

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