About

- I am unadventurous with food.

- My favorite animal is either the Sea-Cow or the California Raisin.

- I can’t wait until someone calls me Mr. Friesen, just so I can respond, “I’m Dan.  Mr. Friesen is my father.”

- I have recently become a grown up, which is to say I switched from Spaghetti-Os to Ravioli-Os.

- I am an adult who has a hard time keeping his room clean.

- The second biggest problem in my life is the expression “strange bedfellows.”  I’ve never once heard anyone speak of regular or predictable bedfellows.  I doubt I would call such a person a bedfellow, but I’d like to if it weren’t for the suspicious connotation.  My biggest problem is those Peanut M&M’s that have gone bad, but you don’t know it until you bite into it.  That is a disaster.

- I have historically exclusively used Old Spice “Original Scent,” but recently, due to financial crisis, have become rather fond of my roommate’s Speed Stick “Regular”.

- I don’t participate in class. Not because I don’t have anything to contribute, I just don’t want to take the risk of saying something someone in the class will later relate to his/her friends along with “what a tard.

“- I took five years of French in Jr. High and High School. I excelled at it, except in one respect: speaking French. I felt rediculous trying to speak these foreign words, and very often found myself slipping into an terrible, overly affected caricature of a retarded Frenchman. Yet, I love languages, so decided to study Ancient Greek. Never going to have to speak that.

- I’ve always been a fan of the show Fear on Mtv (and, relatedly, Celebrity Paranormal Project), but I feel they don’t go far enough. What’s scary? Sounds in a hallway? No way. If they really wanted to scare the people, they should plant a masturbating hobo somewhere. Nothing scarier than expecting a ghost and finding a masturbating hobo.

-I hate when water tastes really good. Not because I think that water shouldn’t have a flavor, but because whatever circumstances you find yourself in where water tastes good have got to be pretty painful (e.g. bad hangover, 108 degree day, two-a-day football practice, running suicides).