In response to Alan Colmes making a joke about Britney Spears retaining Howard K. Stern as her lawyer: “You are cold, Mr. Colmes. You are cold.” – Sean Hannity
“(There was) a lot of fronting with the martyrs. I don’t care who you are; if you’re about to die, you ain’t dancing.” -Guy wearing shades in my Early Christianity lecture
“I knew the Jews had it bad, but, damn.” -Same guy
“No one likes a fag hag” -Dr. Joe LoPiccolo, my former Human Sexuality professor
“I still have terrible flashbacks of my dad jamming his penis into me.” -Dr. LoPiccolo
“They may have caught John Dillinger at the Hotel Congress, but they didn’t catch James Williams.” -MattMatt Crawr in response to James Williams blatantly breaking the law right in front of the Hotel Congress
“He was delicious.” -Harry Belafonte, referring to Muhammad Ali.
“After chasing sunsets, one of life’s simplest joys is playing with the boys.” -Kenny Loggins, on how to pass time after you’re done chasing sunsets.
